Once again to justify having this posted on a sports based website I will say this, Last night the New York Mets lost, again. Jerry Manuel should be fired by the time you read this and Brett Favre retired – again- allegedly. Stand by for more details, not that anyone should care anymore. Was Brett Favre a great player? Yes, he was also the all-time iron man starting something like 748 games in a row, that’s amazing and we all get it, but really, do we care if he plays anymore? The way he cost the Vikings a trip to the Superbowl last season should be enough for people to want him to retire and as bad as that last play was, he should want to retire! I really don’t care either way, it’s Sage Rosenfels world and we are all just living in it.
The truth is, that really isn’t what is on my mind. Last night I went to see the Counting Crows at a small venue on Long Island. Fine, make your jokes, the Counting Crows sucks, does your Husband know you went, you didn’t pay right? Hahaha, you suck! And, the Counting Crows Rock! August and Everything after was and still is one of the best albums (records? Cds? – Whatever you call it) ever. The concert sucked, it really did, I wish it was like a restaurant where I could have listen to 85% of it and sent it back and ordered something else, but that isn’t how concerts works. I am out $75.50 and I am mad. Actually the ticket only cost $60.50 but they charged me a 15 dollar handling fee. 15 bucks to handle my ticket? Don’t touch it! Don’t even look at, I will pick it up, I will handle it, I don’t need you to handle it. I didn’t ask them to handle it, certainly not for 15 bucks. For $15 my ticket should have been delivered with a big smile on its face, smoking a cigarette. Or at the very least have gotten a reach around, common courtesy, that is all I am asking for.
Even though I got screwed twice, once on the price and then on the actual show, that isn’t really what is bothering me the most. I am old now, just turned 34 so when I go to a concert I want to sit down. Why do people insist on standing throughout the entire show? I’m not talking about everyone, because there are other old people like me that want to sit also, I am talking to specific people. Last night it was you Orange shirt guy and you drunken old skank! These people are at every concert I have ever been at, I mentioned the venue was small so I had a pretty good view of the action in front of me. Orange shirt guy didn’t sit once, NOT ONCE! I think at one point he was playing pocket pool too, to me that is just strange. The guy sitting behind him must have been furious, I haven’t done the research but I assume most songs sound the same regardless of your body’s position. Maybe the sound gets to you faster if you are standing but, I am pretty sure it will find you even if you sit down. Orange shirt guy was young, maybe in his early 20’s but drunken old skank was not! The only thing that made said skank tolerable was the thought that she might take her shirt off if her favorite song was played. She never did! She danced in the aisle for quite some time, sure it was a sexy dance but after 2 hours if you aren’t naked you are just annoying.
Maybe I am just old; maybe I am just old before my time. At 34 years old I should still be getting wasted and punching cops, but that isn’t who I am anymore. I am a dad, I have Kidz Bop 17 and 18 on my Ipod. My next concert will probably be Justin Bieber! I have just become cranky, I guess. Orange shirt guy, drunken “lady” I apologize for my disgust, I am sure your tickets were “handled” the same way mine were, if you want to dance – dance!
Counting Crows, you owe me $75!